1. Smoking has never been, and will never be cool.
2. It's far from OK to watch Gilmore Girls or Ally McBeal if you belong to the male species.
3. Boys that wear pants that are so big they expose their buttcrack should be kicked in the (sch)nuts.
4. You're too boring and common if you watch popular movies and listen to music that's being played on the radio (top 20).
5. If you've consumed so much alcohol that you can't remember the name of your mother, it's RARELY a good idea to hit on a girl in a bar.
6. It's your duty to laugh of guys that drive around in cars taken out of The Fast and Furious while playing loud music, but when you sit in that same car it's actually quite cool and a lot of fun.
7. You're gay or way too feminine if you use skincare products or generally care about how you look.
8. Gaming as a hobby is only approved by a minority of girls. If you mention that you enjoy a game of GTA IV or Call of Duty IV the girls run for the hills.
9. GTA IV and black metal doesn't make people kill.
10. Girls never take the initiative.
11. It's actually a good thing to be arrogant and emotionless. It's often considered an attractive quality by females. The nice guy can only be a friend...
12. To satisfy the demands of today's society one should work out on a regular basis, eat the right sort of food (sorry, McDonald's and milk with fat is a no-no!), have at least a bachelor degree and wear the right brand of clothes.
13. Men are absolutely not allowed to enjoy movies like Titanic or The Notebook. If one happens to shed a tear one can not be called a man anymore.
14. It's uncomfortable sitting in the train if someone sits opposite of you. You never know where to look. Way too awkward!
15. We're rarely happy with the present time, but in a year or two we refer to these days as "the good old times".
16. It's common courtesy to laugh when cool people tell jokes, even when they're not funny.
17. Most of us were braindead, hormonal idiots in upper elementary school.
18. Beer never tastes good the first time. It takes time to get used to the taste. Most people adapt due to peer pressure. Real men can't drink cider or girly drinks like Smirnoff Ice.
19. We mock reality-TV shows, yet we watch them every week.
20. Being a Macgyver fan is still cool in the 21st century.
